Le Congres danse

 Building a ballroom in the White House paves the way for a dancing Congress. The missing piece from Trump's populist message - in America anybody can dream of dancing in the White House. The tune? Not the tired Waltz of the decayed Europe/ The Kazatsky? The Chinese Lion Dance? 

While preservationists worry about the building and taxpayers complain about the cost, no one has noted the obvious parallel to the Congress of Vienna: dancing on the grave of Napoleonic democracy.

But he eill be able to stage a Miss America contest right next his bedroom.  

Improv

 I crushed an improv scene, they invited me to participate but first the emcee read the the house rules. No misogynism, no anti0immigrant, no homophobia, no inappropriate touching,  no porn. Seemed to me it was ImproWoke.

Mamdani

 Most people agree that saving time hours are useless. But it would be crazy to change the time system only in one city.  Does caroe diem nuke any sense for this post? Or is it cave canem? I need some western culture for this moment.