12.14.2025

Le Congres danse

 Building a ballroom in the White House paves the way for a dancing Congress. It’s the missing piece of Trump's  populist message: in America, anyone can dream of dancing in the White House.

The tune? It won't be the tired Waltz of a decayed Europe. Perhaps the Kazatsky? The Chinese Lion Dance?

While preservationists worry about the structure and taxpayers complain about the cost, no one has noted the obvious parallel to the Congress of Vienna: dancing on the grave of Napoleonic democracy. Besides, it offers a distinct convenience—HE'll be able to stage a Miss America contest right next to his bedroom.

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