Meant to make it...(making it?)

This guy made it. Overjoyed. His Dominican family always knew he will make it. in America. And what about me?  I can even speak English. I mean a little english.

Going for the record

In a couple of minutes I will go underground. I better go to sleep and not watch the news. Will need to be rested tomorrow. It is now or never. Next year the taxes will be so much higher. I will get myself an accountant and become a job creator. Will create three jobs as a matter of fact. Yes, I will get myself three girlfriends. Including a fake blond. And a yacht, not a sailboat.  Will never take the subway again (at  rush hour).  Should I get a haircut? Go underground and resurface in a week with the winning power-ball ticket. It is not the  money I care for, but beating the record.