Favorite color

 Typical question for password confirmation. I never remember: green? or blue? sometimes I ride my by bike in green Central Park, sometimes I ride by the Hudson for its blue reflexes...

Password, misspelled

Was in the process of retrieving my password on Paypal. The question was What is your favorite TV show? Do I have a favorite show? What was my favorite show three years ago when I prepared the safety answer? No show.  Daily Show?  Don't think I was watching it when I was using eBay and PayPal.
Luckily there was another question about my pet. And this I remembered. Whishbone. Poor dog, he never knew it was a misspell.

God in the elevator

People talk in the elevator.  On the phone. Drives me crazy. Yesterday, in the elevator annoyed by several simultaneous such conversations, I grabbed my wife's iphone and started to talk to Siri. (definitely not a Sir I ). She asked me: Who are you?  Started I am ... intending to say I am that I am.  Did not want to tbe blasphemous, although I probably qualified as Siri's god in that elevator. I only said: I am a bunch of passwords (combinations of letters, numbers and capital letters). This is who I am in Siri's world. Let her figure out what the passwords were.