Attempting short sentence humor in ESL. Shamelessly faking culture. Disgustingly elitist. Home schooled in French 1900 culture. Personal grumblings in ESL.
Opticians used to fix a loose screw or pop a lens back in for free. Now, I've noticed my optician charges a fee for these small repairs.
Went to a random bike shop, where they pumped my tires with air for no charge.