Attempting short sentence humor in ESL. Shamelessly faking culture. Disgustingly elitist. Home schooled in French 1900 culture. Personal grumblings in ESL.
I heard the call! And I came back. Here I am, like the grenadier answering Napoleon's call when he returned from Elba. Here I am ready to March towards Waterloo.
We understood the alternative orthography and none of us leaked the true meaning.