Influencer

 My wife wants to be an influencer. I wish her well! She can cover the entire world wide web! but not  our house.

She is writing a novel, I am working on my stand-up act. Who should be more worried?

Point of view...

 I grew up in a small country controlled by the Soviets. Nobody could travel abroad, especially in the West. One friend was sent by his office to Paris and when he came back I asked him what he did see. " I could see the statutes not only from the front, as usually photographed,  but from the back also." This was freedom. capitalist freedom.  

Or maybe he was afraid to tell what he had seen,

and the Elders

Old men egos; one a bankrupt liar, the other by now incompetent for any job. Both pretending to fight for democracy. Boasting their golf handicaps and ignoring their true ones. And us, naked USananas.