Missing Wife

 If she will ever find this blog, my wife will wonder how come I did not mention her. True, but she should not worry. She is the main character in my stand up comedy.

March Myths and Conspiration ...

 Was telling my wife - my grandmother died on the same march date I. My father was born and died in March. She said -Oh well, the ides of March!

Tension in the nation

 For a good number of weeks the nation was tense. Who would the bachelor chose? Surprise, he chose the beautiful blonde!