Black ...day

Wonder when Ikea will start selling coffins to be assembled  byt he user.

One more last time

When I rode home yesterday, I thought it would be the last ride of the year. But it turned out I could ride today again.
It reminds me of a child joke:
The guy runs after a bus and as he catches, says "All done, go!". The conductor is annoyed:
"Why do you say ready, when it's not ready? I say ready when it's ready. GO! "

Daughter's impeachment

My daughter was a sub-mediocre student in eighth grade. Close to bottom.
She bribed with candies all the second and third graders and got elected school student president. This has been the best she ever...The school director refused to accept and  rejected the vote.
What was a parent to do??