NJ bank

 Sitting on a bench at  the farmers' market, my wife got high with the smell of spices and flowers being sold at the stand in front of us.
This is Weekhaven.

Now Who and Whom

Was invited to a party. Received an email; you should not talk politics and not mention Him. When you call him Him, you are already a subject in his realm. So I went to the Whitney. On the fifth floor found an  entire room  dedicated to Censorship Now! Whichever way the humor gets killed.

Covfefe

I heard the call! And I came​ back. Here I am, like the grenadier answering Napoleon's call when he returned from Elba. Here I am ready to March towards Waterloo.
We understood the alternative orthography and none of us leaked the true meaning.