Blackberries in the dark

Yesterday, on new year's eve, left work around 4:30. It was dark and the Pakistani street vendor was trying to unload all his reaming fruit. I bought his last ten boxes of blackberries for two bucks. Was so happy with my luck I almost gave him three. Whow, no better deals than on the last hours of the year, when everybody wants to get rid of their ware. Came home ecstatic (if such a thing were possible outside of porn texts). My best buy of the year! Should remember next year, one year from now!
When I unpacked my trove, discovered that most of the berries had mold. In mental pain, I sorted and cleaned the berries for thirty minutes. Never....

Multi-perv

What is a multi-perv? Who is a multi-perv? How many faces perversion can have? Can one corrupt nature in several ways at a time? Sounds exciting, but logically impossible. Just a trick to create publicity. Like multi-grain bread. Or 3-d screens.  Can one be multi fake?  A multi scam or a multi platitude, I presume.

Ducking reality

One of the main characters of a reality show said in an interview that gays will not go to heaven.... He was suspended from this show about  hunting ducks in deep Louisiana. What kind of reality is this when  the character's deep beliefs are muzzled? This is it - bearded white trash hunting ducks in rural Louisiana don't think gays will go to heaven. Isn't this the reality?