Who am I?

Am trying to get a picture of myself to post on Google plus. Am getting only a mug shot of a guy mug shot of a sad and crosses eyed guy. Nothing doing. The photos are true to life but reality not presentable.
Is this me? Is this the guy who is known  in his favorite Starbucks  as Grande Bold?  Or am I the guy known in the deli as the salad guy ( with nuts!)

Visiting Bots!

Please be kind. Say you like my posts. Just hitting on me is not enough. Even if you don;t like irony, be friendlier.  Be polite.
Будьте доброжелательны. Поздороваться и оставить знак!

Bankorupt

Very happy with this contraction (contraption ?)
To whom should I dedicate it? Detroit? Banking system? Democracy? Myself