Plan B for 99 cents

Adieu HerrMan Cain. Your nein, nein, nein  sounded like the prodding of a very exigent Fraulein Governess.  I liked your fedoras. Your speak well but the girlfriends were just so so.

Tall Men with Ugly Mistresses

A note on the recent history of american politics. Most contenders for the presidency and other major politicians are handsome tall men. Many were taken down in size by affairs. With unattractive women. Herman Cain's with her lazy eye. Since Donna Rice on Gary Har's Monkey Business  haven't seen a hot one. These handsome tall men taking advantage of  poor, unattractive...Ugly.

no banana. No. Thanks.

My previous No bananas. Giving thanks has gotten a reality tested ending. My friendly salesman, the immigrant I imagined caught in the american custom, has not set his stand up since Thanksgiving. Sick? Deported? He could not have found a better street corner!