Finished

Missed the train. No departure. Derapture. In fact it was a physical impossibility. Too many sinners. Oh Dostoevsky!

waiting..... the entrapture

this year the Apocalypse falls today Officially, I mean. What matters is how many sins you have. But who's counting?

crapture

Foretelling - earthquake; seconds, tsunami; one hour, hurricane; days, greenhouse effect; fifty years, rapture centuries.See you tomorrow. The physical world is not coming to an end. The rapture tomorrow is only about  our souls. Don't they sell an insurance for 'just in case'. The popes used to sell indulgences.
Buy  one and move on.