waiting..... the entrapture

this year the Apocalypse falls today Officially, I mean. What matters is how many sins you have. But who's counting?

crapture

Foretelling - earthquake; seconds, tsunami; one hour, hurricane; days, greenhouse effect; fifty years, rapture centuries.See you tomorrow. The physical world is not coming to an end. The rapture tomorrow is only about  our souls. Don't they sell an insurance for 'just in case'. The popes used to sell indulgences.
Buy  one and move on.

marx brothers' room service

 This is what my wife figured out (or read someplace and now pretends it is hers). Strauss-Khan was expecting a call girl. Why else would he take a bath in the middle of the day?  Did not realize it was a different woman. The headdress was an added excitement. Even  running out to the door was part of the scene. Running after the maid  he felt gratitude to the  Madame who had planned....