slobbery

Milk?
No
Sugar?
No
Napkins?
No, I have too many papers on my desk already...

empty, tanks

Saturday, nine o'clock, coming back from LI to New York. Suddenly realized I was alone on the road. Panicked - where were the people? Something awful happened? Well, only the cars were missing...

dog issues

if you want me to open up, to discuss my life...My dog hates me. Started to hate me several weeks ago. There are few things more depressing in then to be hated by your own dog. Against dog nature...