In a word..crapulence

I follow  Word of the day. This is more interesting than Reuters ....Here are some recent words crapulence, rixatrix,  deliquium,  metagrobolized...
To tell a woman she is a rixatrix. If she knows what this means she'll fall in a deliquium. More likley she'll  be metagrobolized....
Oh, if I could speak like this...