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grumbling in subways and elevators.
9.11.2025
9.06.2025
Violence in subways
I remember when all professional men carried attaché cases. I was so
impressed. I'd see them and think, "Wow, these guys must be carrying
important documents... corporate secrets... the launch of a new soap campaign!" In the
subways they were reading a newspaper. Trump was promoting decent buildings endangering the stripped bass.
So when I finally got a raise, I bought one, pressed carton. I felt so
powerful. I quickly discovered it was the perfect size... for a tuna sandwich.
But I used to get pizza at lunch.
The attaché case is extinct. Now, we're a more
casual America. Everyone has a backpack. Running
shoes, a bottle of water, and... a tuna sandwich. We haven't evolved. But the
subways have the same size. More professional women and more immigrants.
The backpacks freed up hands to
hold cell phones. A menace on the subway. The attaché
case was civilized; it stayed by your leg. A backpack is a weapon. Every time
some tall guy turns around to check the Trump’s messages on X, he smacks me in
the face with a bag full of his sweaty gym clothes.
8.31.2025
Eco, ecola
“Social media gives the right to speak to legions of imbeciles who previously only spoke at the bar after a glass of wine, without damaging the community. They were immediately silenced, but now they have the same right to speak as a Nobel Prize winner. It’s the invasion of imbeciles.”