Attempting short sentence humor in ESL. Shamelessly faking culture. Disgustingly elitist. Home schooled in French 1900 culture. Personal grumblings in ESL.
8.31.2011
the loneliness of the long distance runner
There was this movie. Consider my case. I share my swim lane with a blind man. Play bridge with random partners. Golf alone. Fancy elitist activities. I'm bad at each. Everything I try turns into another proof that I hare no talent or basic skill. I have no gift or deep knowledge.. Even this blog with my poor English is another addition. Whatever I try is a failure or at best a mediocrity.
8.27.2011
Earthquake, hurricane, tornado...
And nobody to blame ...Strange week.
Did I call my previous post Cherry Season?
Did I call my previous post Cherry Season?
8.21.2011
Cherry Season
This year the cherry season seems without end. And I eat by the pound...
When I was a kid the season lasted two weeks at most. We could afford to buy only once, rarely twice a year. Many years I would even miss entirely. This left a craving ...
Had also a craving for bananas. By twenty six, I had eaten not more than five bananas. Maybe fewer. The first day in Paris I ate left overs from the plane food and the cake brought from home. The following day, with my ten francs I went shopping for food and noticed how cheap the bananas were. Spent all my money on bananas. Got serious stomach troubles as I did not realize they were raw. Since then....And still don't know how to peel one.
Had to wait till now for cherries...and yes I enjoy them although I know this season is a fabrication...
Mais ou sont les dames du temps de cerises
When I was a kid the season lasted two weeks at most. We could afford to buy only once, rarely twice a year. Many years I would even miss entirely. This left a craving ...
Had also a craving for bananas. By twenty six, I had eaten not more than five bananas. Maybe fewer. The first day in Paris I ate left overs from the plane food and the cake brought from home. The following day, with my ten francs I went shopping for food and noticed how cheap the bananas were. Spent all my money on bananas. Got serious stomach troubles as I did not realize they were raw. Since then....And still don't know how to peel one.
Had to wait till now for cherries...and yes I enjoy them although I know this season is a fabrication...
Mais ou sont les dames du temps de cerises
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