osama watching porn on tv

In this garrison town, closeted with three wives fussing around, he had to watch porn. Understandable. What was the man going to do?
This guy asked a barber to babysit his son for the evening. When he returned home the guy founds his son playing with the barber's dong. "What is this?". The barber retorted: "Would you have preferred I let your boy play with my knife?"

always ready

I carry a nice silk tie in my pocket. Just in case. Prepared for any disaster.

veintiuno de mayo

Not again!  Another judgement day?