Attempting short sentence humor in ESL. Shamelessly faking culture. Disgustingly elitist. Home schooled in French 1900 culture. Personal grumblings in ESL.
7.24.2026
Quota
7.22.2026
Cast
7.19.2026
Romantic ruin
The architectural preservation movement clearly has its roots in the Romantic era, when ruins were a subject of contemplation and inspiration. But the preservation effort is going well beyond that—they want to preserve everything down to the grandmother's grange. But who actually wants to live in these decrepit and uncomfortable places? Who wants to live in these picturesque, old Italian downtowns?
7.18.2026
Losing my voice
Lately i had AI check my posts. Of course the language and clarity is improved, but this is not me, I am never clear in my thoughts and or speech. And this is a totally personal blog.
Here is the Ai version:
Lately, I’ve been letting AI check my blog posts. Sure, the language is smoother and it sounds way clearer—but honestly? It just doesn’t feel like me. I’m the kind of person whose thoughts and speech are always a bit scattered and messy. Since this is a completely personal blog, I want it to sound like me, not some perfectly polished robot
7.15.2026
on line
Today, I canceled my home delivery of The New York Times. Adieu old companions.-- physical newspapers. For fifty or sixty years, I read newspapers everywhere—at home, on subways, and in parks. I have read Scînteia, L'Unità, Le Monde, and The New York Times. I want my news now. Now!
7.11.2026
optics
7.09.2026
Cussing
The usual American cuss is too simple or elementary to be satisfying." F... you" was probably used by horseman rushing West. No time to stop. Words said fast while moving. It works well for car drivers. A finger and two words...
Cast a cold eye
On life, on death.
Horseman, pass by
Where I am coming from the cuss is a poem. People driving ox carts have time..to indicate the type of sexual act, the person subjected, part of the body, number of times. day of the week...It allows to be a personalized cuss...The pleasure given by the invention is therapeutic.
7.08.2026
The Happy Prince
My father used to read me the story by Oscar Wilde. I was five or six. The prince gives away everything to make other people happy. Even his eyes. His statue is taken down by the city's administration. did my father identified himself with the prince? Was he trying to educate me. He did. I always felt like a prince.
...never happy
7.06.2026
Naval language
7.05.2026
FIFA ...pfi!
Every Sunday my father took me to the circus. I was four or five years old. I knew all the clowns and all the elephants. Around eight or nine, he took me to the theater. I think I saw The Cid five or six times. We went to the matinee in the upper tier, where it was cheap. My father climbed the stairs slowly, slowly, with a watch in his hand, just as the doctor had taught him after his heart attack. At fourteen or fifteen, he began to take me to burlesque. We both liked the dancers. As a child, I didn’t see a single soccer match in a stadium.
7.04.2026
Cape Verde
Cape Verde held Argentina soccer team to a tie to the last minute. An island of 500,000 people known only for Miss Perfumado, if at all. It is the era of drones and Davids.
And this applies to US politics, where incumbents...
7.03.2026
250 years ending with a circus
6.28.2026
Syco
From Sycophancy - What I hate most is false praise. Like Gemini finding me funny. Like Grok finding me funny. Like all others bots genuflecting. Obsequiousness.
What I learned from a WSJ article is that the bots imitate you way of talking, your conversation style. Howl do they do this with my bad and unorthographical English? Luckily they do not hear my accent on top of my sentence structure...They generally come from a word use meaning follower. turns out sycophant comes from Greek where it meant showing the fig. the is made by putting the thumb between two fingers or into the mouth, with the intended effect of the modern gesture of "flipping the bird"
6.27.2026
Robert Escarpit
After I wrote the previous post I decided to look for his bio. Quite amazing - he was an editor of the Canard Enchaine - my favorite publication. I also wanted to be capable to write using cultural references and calembours. [ I spent several hours in a car with a French young lady. I told her that in my youth I dreamt to write for a French paper and asked her to guess which. - she immediately said Le Canard Enchaine] So Escarpit was a communist, he wrote on humor and on communication.
Les êtres vivants sont ainsi faits que leurs accouplements sont rarement esthétiques.
L'humour est un art d'exister
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Bien vivre, c'est avoir de la mémoire.
La lecture est la forme la plus haute de la paresse.
L'érotisme est une pornographie de classe.
Perdre son temps avec soi-même est aussi une manière de s'aimer.
Rage...daily
I have this colleague who publishes a post every day on his engineering blog. I like the person, and we have a friendly, professional relationship. However, I admire and totally hate his capacity to share something new, special, or meaningful every single day. It drives me crazy! When I was a teenager, I admired Robert Escarpit, who had one or two short paragraphs on politics every day in Le Monde. These were called billets. This is what I wanted to be able to do. I find impossible to have something meaningful to say every day. I just rage



