Attempting short sentence humor in ESL. Shamelessly faking culture. Disgustingly elitist. Home schooled in French 1900 culture. Personal grumblings in ESL.
9.06.2013
Breaking silence
She is a Brazilian woman. Always scantly clad, thin body, long black hair and edited large breasts. She used to walk around with a huge Labrador and twenty years ago she was very attractive. She is still thin with same size over-breasts. In twenty years I have not talked to her once. Not even hello! Yesterday she sees me in the elevator with my fancy bike and while descending fifteen floors she manages to tell me of three different people she knows and that had serious bike accidents. Breaking silence - horror stories.