8.29.2013

Pornography or machine gunning your ex

So you eliminate a group of propaganda singers. Including your former girlfriend. You kill them by machine gunning. Which one is the pornographer? Or you just tried to show that  N-Korea has militarily  advanced firing squads that do not use old fashioned guns anymore.
You should have better posted the videos on some ex-girlfriend sex site.

Beware! Apples, not oranges

You should know I cannot attend events that require color coded clothing such as black tied, white collared, with grey pompons, red hoods, brown shirts, silver linings, yellow on the face, polka dottted underwear,  blue blood, rosy future, sand watches, ( green eyes, ok), bronze casques, deep gold pockets, top hats or tan leather. No, no rainbow, either.
The true reason is that I wear only Burberry or blueberry or bluredberry. Whatever is on sale.

8.21.2013

Master of the light?

Turrell thinks he owns the light, almost thinks  he invented it. But he only plays tricks, sometimes impressive.
but here you have an anonymous that stole the show. She definitely sees herself seeing,

at Guggenheim

 


The corridors are the most spectacular part of the exhibition. 
The top part of the wall is a fabric. The lighting is perfect.

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8.20.2013

Knautical knotledge

The knot seemed a combination of double-bowline-knot, treble-crown-knot,
back-handed-well-knot, knot-in-and-out-knot, and jamming-knot

Document No. 9

Of the seven perils , NYT lists only six.  This paper cannot afford a fact checker anymore? Or someone who can count to seven?

  1. Western constitutional democracy
  2. universal values of human rights,
  3. Western-inspired notions of media independence  
  4. civic participation, 
  5. pro-market “neo-liberalism,” 
  6. “nihilist” criticisms of the party’s traumatic past
Which is the seventh?  Drop the last veil...Meanwhile let me imagine....

8.15.2013

Respecting clowns?

The clown's freedom needs to be absolute. To fall or get hit in the head. Or hit you with with his humor. Or makes you uncomfortable. You cannot ban the clown, but can throw rotten tomatoes at him.

8.13.2013

Who am I?

Am trying to get a picture of myself to post on Google plus. Am getting only a mug shot of a guy mug shot of a sad and crosses eyed guy. Nothing doing. The photos are true to life but reality not presentable.
Is this me? Is this the guy who is known  in his favorite Starbucks  as Grande Bold?  Or am I the guy known in the deli as the salad guy ( with nuts!)

8.11.2013

Visiting Bots!

Please be kind. Say you like my posts. Just hitting on me is not enough. Even if you don;t like irony, be friendlier.  Be polite.
Будьте доброжелательны. Поздороваться и оставить знак!

8.10.2013

Bankorupt

Very happy with this contraction (contraption ?)
To whom should I dedicate it? Detroit? Banking system? Democracy? Myself

To the bridge - under surveillance

We sail around the cove close to the Battery. Never reaching Washing Bridge during the three hour outing. Not enough time. The wind is not proper. Tides not helping. Etc. I also bike along the Hudson but never go beyond the Fairway at 125 st.
Today, I rode past Fairway, almost reached the bridge. suddenly I hear police and fire trucks.  Police and fire boats. Helicopters roaming above the bridge. Asked an EMS guy what was happening. "Just checking the water" he says. Yeah! or celebrating my reaching or worried I was there.
































fire

John Who

My wife asked me this morning - What happened to John Edwards. Recognized the name but took me a couple of seconds to remember who this guy was. Am I staring to forget things, or this forgettable guy got what he deserved?

8.08.2013

grammar domination

There are people who try to dominate me thru grammar. Even Google, my most constant reader,  sent me an offer of free grammar lessons. I studied Latin grammar and know how precise and laconic one can be. I would prefer  to be a grammar dom! but in English?  So too bad for those who don't like my sentences. Will not stop or bend. Language is what people make of it. Am sure will live to see my immigrant english become the standard.  Might feel then like Victor Frankenstein